history matters!: Så mye nytt å holde rede på!

søndag 23. januar 2011

Så mye nytt å holde rede på!

I disse teknologiske nyvinningstider kan det jo bli litt for mye nytt å holde rede på for en gammel stakkar.

Alle må ha Ipad, Kindle, Iphone, Blackberry og jeg vet ikke hva.

Men, hva gjør man når Blackberry'en ikke funker?

Jo - man går tilbake til butikken! (Denne forutsetter noe kunnskap om engelske forhold.)

(La du merke til at han hadde problemer med å holde maska en gang der?)

You might want to look up:
Dongle
Orange
Juice

"My wife's seen a few dongles in her time..."

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Lillemor sa...: Hahaha!; 25. januar 2011 kl. 12:41

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"I leave you with the perfect French-baiting headline from the Daily Telegraph of 1929: "Great Storm in Channel, Continent Isolated". (Stephen Fry in QI, Series 6, Episode 5, BBC.)
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"Perhaps he's going to be a politician after all," concluded Louise, staring down at her newborn son. "What has changed your mind?" asked Andrew. "He never stops shouting at everyone, he's totally preoccupied with himself - and he falls asleep as soon as someone else offers an opinion", she replied. (Jeffrey Archer: First Among Equals)
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When the leaders choose to make themselves bidders at an auction of popularity, their talents, in the construction of the state, will be of no service. They will become flatterers instead of legislators; the instruments, not the guides, of the people. (Edmund Burke)
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history matters!

søndag 23. januar 2011

Så mye nytt å holde rede på!

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