fredag 28. august 2009

De 10 beste svigermorvitsene?

Avisen The Sun har kåret de 10 beste svigermorvitsene. Bakgrunnen er at den amerikanske komikeren Sunda Croonquist er blitt saksøkt av sin egen svigermor.

Hvorfor?

Fordi hun har for mange vitser om henne.

Nå hører det kanskje med til historien at vi befinner oss i New York, og at stand up-komikeren Sunda er svart - og hennes svigermor er jødisk. Videre er Sundas mann også advokaten hennes (Sundas, altså - ikke morens!) Mange gode poenger å ta av der, med andre ord. Du kan se et glimt av henne her (Sunda, altså - ikke svigermoren!):



Så langt amerikansk humor. Jeg er enda mer svak for den engelske humoren...

Her er The Suns 10 på topp:

"I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay... the mice throw themselves on the traps." Les Dawson

"My wife said: 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said: 'Why?' and she said: 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already'." Bob Monkhouse

"My mother-in-law said 'one day I will dance on your grave'. I said 'I hope you do, I will be buried at sea.'" Les Dawson

"I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in." Henry Youngman

"I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months. I don't like to interrupt her." Ken Dodd

"I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking.'" Les Dawson

"A police recruit is asked during an exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?" He replies, "I'd call for backup." Bernard Manning

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked." Les Dawson

"I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport." Henry Youngman

"My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in." Les Dawson

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