søndag 14. desember 2008

De beste kransekakevitsene

Snart jul. Tid for kransekakevitser:


Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!


Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales!


What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saw-us!


What's round and bad tempered?

A vicious circle!


What did Adam yell on the day before Christmas?

'It's Christmas, Eve!'


Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!


What do you get out of a poorly piano?

A sick note!


How did the human cannonball lose his job?

He got fired!


Why did the skeleton go alone to the New Year's Eve party?

He had no body to go with!


What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refrigerator?

Cool music!


What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective?

Sherlock Bones!


What kind of room has no windows or doors?

A mushroom!


3 kommentarer:

Ragnhild sa...

Haha!
Denne gode lista skal jeg printe ut og henge på lesesalen vår så alle kan kose seg med disse fantastisk tørre vitsene :D

Ingar: sa...

Dette er jo kranskakevitser - de SKAL være tørre, ikke sant?

Ragnhild sa...

Klart de skal være tørre. Og det skal lesesalhumoren også være, for det vi leser er så utrolig tørt...